Baby on the Move

Look!  On the ground.
It's a race car!
It's an intercontinental ballistic missile!
No, it's Benjamin!!!

I am a baby on the move.
I move so fast the camera can hardly catch me.
Yes, I am crawling.

There are certain advantages to crawling.  I get to explore, exercise, touch new stuff, and impress the ladies.  On the downside, I have, on occasion, touched the wrong stuff.  At least, I presume it was the wrong stuff because Mom and Dad say, "No Benjamin.  Don't touch that."  And then they flick my fingers, which truth be told is a little unpleasant.  But I've found that I can avoid this by NOT touching the item in question.  It seems like a pretty simple set up.  I plan to master it.