Monday, July 23, 2012

Jive Talkin'

The other day Mom and I were interviewed by a girl from church.  My fame is growing!  Today a 4-H cub reporter, tomorrow the Wall Street Journal!


In any event, Dad got word of this and inquired after the questions which were posed.  One in particular inspired his curiosity, "How many words does Benjamin know?"  Heh.  Thing is Mom and Dad don't know the full extent of my wording skills.  I've been feeding them some words here and there and so they started counting those.  Goodness if they weren't pleased as punch as the list grew.  So this is the list they came up.  (Please bear in mind that my vocabulary is actually much larger, but I I'm reticent with my rhetoric.)

Table: Fork, plate, spoon, water, napkin, mustard, ketchup, pickle, corn, table, chair, chips, flower, coffee, milk, Grape Nuts, granola, nana, mango, apricot, raisin, nuts, prunes, meat, cheese, bread, apple, juice, cookie, pumpkin, eggie, brockie (broccoli), yogurt, donut, ice cream, orange, sauce, soy sauce, rice, hotdog, avacado, salt, soup, bowl [45]

Body Parts: Nose, mouth, eyes, eyebrows, ears, head, cheeks, tummy, belly button, shoulder, arm, leg, foot, feet, toes, tongue, knee, butt, back, bits, hand [21]

Clothing: shirt, shorts, jammies, sandals, shoes, hat, sunglasses, diaper, wipes, (take sandal off) [10]

Colors: green, blue, yellow, red [4]

Numbers: one, two, three, four, five [5]

Bedroom: good, nap, blanket, toys, spanking, disobedient, Dog (God), makeup, mirror, big, boy, bed, wall, clothes, [14]

Verbs: See, making, jump, run, brush, comb, do, play, throw, talking, tuck in, sing, climb up, hiding, pick up, go home, read, dance, shout, sitting, like, hug, kiss, snuggle, wash hands, [25]

Bathroom: tinkle, poop, toilet, shower, bath, bubbles, "pooped again", "bye, bye poop", [8]

Misc: fun, Minnesota, phone, that, Iowa, moosic (music), hi, hello, out, dookbye (goodbye), pool, cool, hallelujah, amen, too, wow [15]

Requests/Demands: More, come, all done, gick doon (get down), have it, pick up, cuddle, please, thank you, stuck (get me out!), help [11]

Outside: mailbox, sidewalk, car, ga-go (tractor), game, kids, baseball, dirt, tree, wing, swingset, slide, fireworks, football, pool, boom, bang, farmer market, sun, moon, house, train, ball, snow, barn, crane [26]

Adjectives: big, pretty, little, hot, cold, small, preposterous, outside, all done, dry, tasty, sleepy, icky, clean [13]

People: Mim, mommy, daddy, baby, Abby, Jenjen (Benjamin), Judy, Darwin, Wayne, auntie, uncle, Ralph, Rosanne, Bill, Poppi, manga-manga (grandma/grandpa), Andrew, Denali, cousin, Sean, Miles, Amos, Jack, Tanya, Julie, Ellie, Mitch, Lane, Lindi, boy, girl, sister, brother, Jesus [35]

Animals: puppy, dickey (kitty), critters, giraffe, moose, bear, cow, bug, buggerfly (butterfly), ladybug, chicken, goat, sheep, toad, pig, frog, snake, turtle, monkey, zebra, hippo, lion, horse, gorilla, eagle, bird, gecko, dolphin, elephant, panda, seahorse, owl, bunny, [33]

Technology: Bebot, bubble pop, doodle buddy, loading, push button, beep, [6]

Car: Wheel, buckle, car wash, [2]

Living Room: bookshelf, lamp, exersaucer, toybox, ramp, Bible, book, clock, window, tummy time  [10]

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I publicly employ small sentences like the following:
  • Read it!
  • More Grape Nuts please ask.
  • Cuddle Mommy.
  • Owie, Band-Aid on.
  • Where Benjamin go?  Peek a boo!
  • Ready, set, go!
  • See kids play baseball please.

I recite parts of certain books.  Mom reads the first part of a sentence and I'll finish it.  Also, I spout off with things like the following:

  • "wiggle, wiggle, yeah"
  • "shake, shake booty"
  •  "Oh me oh my"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I will learn all these words in order to talk to Benjamin
-Betty dong