Questions

'Round these parts there's a saying: All baby. All the time.

And there's a litany of questions:

• When was the last time I pooped?
• How much did I poop?
• What color was my poop?
• Did it smell?
• Did I pee too?
• Did I nurse?
• How long did I nurse?
• Did I sleep?
• How long did I sleep?

Then, when they're not asking the questions they sit and stare at me. And then, more peoples come and they do it all over again.
Don't these people have jobs?