Happy Cinqo de Miracle Whip!!!

Hey, that's me in the picture there.  It looks like I am upside down.  But in fact, everything else was upside down.  I'm not really sure how it happened or why, but it were so.  And then Mom fixed it.  Here's a poem.

I like to laugh
And crawl about.
I like to giggle
And to shout.
They call me fat,
But I'm just stout
Hey, ho, hey!